The art of the finale cliffhanger, apparently, lies not in near-death situations or natural disasters. To create a really compelling cliffhanger, it turns out that all you need to do is send two 13-year-old boys into the woods together, have them share a tent, and then not tell your audience what happened.
Quite a few people have been finding this blog this week by Googling “what did Jude and Connor do in the tent?” The answer is: I DON’T KNOW, BUT I WILL HAVE TO WATCH NEXT SEASON TO FIND OUT. (Thus making it… the perfect cliffhanger.)
Sometimes I check TiVo and laugh at the generic episode descriptions written for some TV shows, which completely fail to differentiate one episode from another. (Whoever writes these obviously can’t be bothered to actually watch the episodes or even check Wikipedia.) Anyway, if The Fosters had a generic episode description is would be this: “Tough exteriors mask real emotion in this week’s episode.”
Indeed, in ‘Leaky Faucets’, you’ll never guess what happens: tough exteriors mask real emotion!
Yet the fact remains that the characters on The Fosters have so much more inner life than most characters on TV, so this contrast of tough exteriors/inner turmoil is worth revisiting. There’s a bit of TV farce thrown into ‘Leaky Faucets’, when the whole Adams Foster sib-set ends up at a Mexican street festival, but the show is smart enough to realize plumbing its characters’ emotional depths creates the real drama.
In this episode, everyone’s looking for a feeling: whether it’s a pop song ideal of love, or a true sense of ‘home’, or even just an end to numbness.
Yet it’s ersatz feeling that’s overrides real feeling in ‘Girls Reunited’, as the characters say one thing while they mean another; reach for one person while they yearn for another. Everyone’s looking for the real thing – in Brandon’s words, “someone who gets you” – but they’re mostly just making do with whatever they can find. Sometimes good-enough really is enough, but sometimes it’ll burn your house down…
“Don’t make any friends,” Piper Kerman’s lawyer warns her just before she enters prison for a one-year stint on a drug-money charge.
Indeed, at the outset of Orange Is the New Black – and especially if you’ve seen the TV adaptation – it’s easy to anticipate that rich-girl TV producer Kerman will find nothing in common with her hardscrabble fellow convicts.
I’d read so many wildly-differing reviews of this book (some glowing, but most negative) that it had ultimately fallen off my to-read list. But I started listening to it as an audio book on a whim and was surprised at how much I loved it.
Orange is not without its horrors – Kerman is shuffled through some penitentiaries that seem designed to drain away your will to live – but it’s actually a much gentler, light-hearted read than the premise might suggest. There’s little violence or hazing; most of what Kerman finds insufferable about prison is the loss of dignity and overbearing system of oft-nonsensical rules.
The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie is a novel so immediately charming that you can see instantly why it’s a classic. The audio book is read with aplomb by Miriam Margolyes (petition for Miriam Margolyes to read all audio books starts here), and so it’s easy to be enraptured in Prime’s witty idiosyncrasies.
Set at an Edinburgh private school in the 1930s, the titular Miss Brodie – teacher to a group of young girls who become her somewhat reluctant protégés – is a fantastic character: gloriously self-absorbed and hilariously pretentious. The school’s curriculum is rather left in the dust, as Miss Brodie instead lectures on art and music and adventure – and, of course, how wonderful the Fascist dictators on the continent are.
The story of young students and their magnetic teacher is now a well-trodden one, so I was surprised at how fresh this one felt, even in 2014. The wit of Muriel Spark is razor-sharp and her observations of adolescence and pre-adolescence are beautifully, uncomfortably accurate. She brings to life a funny, poignant world of pre-teen girls, where the obsession with sex is all-consuming – even though the young characters scarcely know what sex is (only that it’s terribly easy to get “swept away” and end up pregnant).
I thought the “do something for a year and then write a book about it” trend in publishing was a fairly new thing, but apparently not. Just call George Orwell ‘Diablo Cody’, ‘cause here it is: his “I’ll just pretend to be poor for a while and write a book about it” book.
This is perhaps underselling Down and Out in Paris and London, which is a classic for good reason. Indeed, Orwell writes lucidly of life as a dishwasher in Paris and being ‘on the road’ as a tramp around London, vividly capturing the wretchedness of starvation and overwork.
I wondered, when I picked up Down and Out, if it would still be relevant some 80 years after its publication, but in fact, I found it remarkably resonant. Some aspects of Orwell’s experiences are wholly alien (casual wards for tramps to spend the night – ???), but working round-the-clock at a menial job or sleeping rough are still depressingly intrinsic to life now. Though I found Down and Out very depressing, it did give me a lot to think about.
What do you say about that girl in your high school class who gets pregnant? She’s a slut, right? She’s stupid. She’s ruined her life. And, oh yeah, you kinda knew it was coming.
Gaby Rodriguez knew the type of things people say about pregnant teenagers better than most – her mom got pregnant at 14; her siblings, almost without exception, became parents as teenagers; and even their children are now continuing the cycle.
This seemingly-endless cycle forms the backdrop to a unique school project – one that, as it turned out, would court massive media attention. Rodriguez, a straight-A student, a leadership volunteer, and an all-around ‘good girl’, decided to fake a pregnancy of her own and see how the people around her reacted.
The reaction? In short: she’s a slut, she’s stupid, she’s ruined her life, and they knew it would happen.
In Pity the Billionaire, Thomas Frank seeks to unravel the peculiar mystery of how the 2008 financial crash paved the way for the Tea Party and the resurgence of the Republicans in the US.
The answer is many-layered, but it mainly lies in rhetoric that lumps together big business and big government indiscriminately, an erroneous tendency to conflate the interests of small businesses with the interests of big corporates (even though they’re wildly different), plus some rather outrageous pilfering of the branding and tactics used by leftist activists.
There’s so much interesting material in this book that it’s a shame it didn’t hold my interest more. I’ve read (or tried to read) three of Thomas Frank’s books now and I’m becoming wise to his weaknesses as a writer. His ‘poli-sci nerd’ creds may be his strength as a commentator, but it means his books tend to be rambling and unfocused. Billionaire is a lot more readable than One Market Under God (which seemed to me more like an Masters thesis than a book for general audiences), but it’s lacking the easy panache of a more journalistic read like Matt Taibbi’s Griftopia.
Plus: while I found Frank’s What’s the Matter With Kansas? retained a sense of long-term relevance, Billionaire already feels a bit stale, even though it was only published a couple of years ago.
I’d recommend reading What’s the Matter With Kansas? (and, indeed, the aforementioned Griftopia) before this one.
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This is a story about impulse
buying borrowing and how sometimes a 10-second-sell really delivers:
I was browsing the Regional History section of my local library (I know, what a life I lead; full of danger and intrigue at every juncture) and I found this book titled, The Secret Rooms. I thought, “I love secret rooms!” Then I read the blurb, setting up the mystery of why a set of rooms in a mouldering country estate were sealed upon the death of the lord of the manor, and I thought, “Ohmygod, what happened? I need to know what happened!”
And guess what? This story of impulse borrowing has a happy ending, because reading The Secret Rooms turned out to be just as satisfying as I’d hoped. Now onto the story of the book itself…
Callie ropes in Jude to join her in spending the day with the Quinns on their yacht. But it’s Brandon who’s all at sea, when he finally reveals the iceberg-sized truth about what happened with Dani to his parents. (Sorry, the scope for ocean-based metaphors in this episode recap has me cast adrift with excitement.)
Stef and Lena begin the episode by planning a quiet, relaxing afternoon alone together – a type of plan that has fallen through for them so often that, at this point, we basically hear a vengeful god’s booming voice say, “haha, nope!”
With Mariana at dance practice, Jesus at wrestling practice, and Callie and Jude headed for the open sea, it’s only Brandon (and his secret) left at home. Lena gently tells him that today’s the day: “The kids are all out of the house, so I think it’s time.” Lena’s phrasing, excluding Brandon from being one of “the kids”, is heart-breaking and more than a little ironic in the context of what’s to come.
Instead of a relaxing afternoon, it’s time for a little family therapy session.